Posts by: messtaken

Anyone else expecting slightly more?? I was all geared up for proper clips and a good laugh instead got lots of talk (ok I'll admit interesting) but not what I wanted. When are we going to have M&W back on tv???

Sorry I think calling a tv channel called Dave is cool, lol love saying to people when they ask what I'm doing " I'm watching Dave" their response? Why what's he doing! lol!!! childish maybe but I get a good giggle!

You know what steadward I think you're boring and your chances of taking over the world are non existent at least most dictators have some personality and charm (even if it's put across at the point of a gun) you have none! Oh yes and I pity the chickens!

thank you maggio at least I wasn't the only one! very disappointing come on UKTV Gold pull the finger out and supply us with some proper M&W

crikey steadward hyperactive much???? and the day I quake in my boots over you and your stupid chicken is a long way off! Besides he might be "primminister" in the future but I'm President where I come from! Ha!!!!!

and forget calling the station Pat change it to George much better!

lol how's about this hmmmm yum roast chicken dinner! I'll bring the stuffing!

ohhh yummm club sandwich made of bacon and chicken!! or oohhh what about chicken curry or chicken in a basket or even better a snack box with breast of chicken nice!!! lots of possibilities there for little old Rhoady! yummy!!! Is he free range or battery???

If you're serious yes I'll visit the site but if it's a joke....... well off to investigate be warned

Done and i sent the link on to friends

Steadward is Rhoady leaving you out?????? I'd watch out for that the day imaginary chickens start leaving you out of things and dismissing you is a day to stop and think!!!

(got 10 peeps so far to sign the petition hope this helps!)

Speechless I am!!

She's planning on stealing your imaginary chicken steadward!!!!! You better make sure she's a veggie!

ps I had Chicken Kiev for dinner nice!!!!!!

The strangest thing happened yesterday morning heading out just before nine as usual next thing I know I hear a noise turned and saw a goose with a weapon!!!!! Now I'm sorry to say I can't tell you what happened but I've been given a message "Steadward you and your chicken cannot beat the democrats!" I'm off for a strong drink I you should see the things them geese get up to. Scary!!!

flock of shady looking seagulls outside me window giving me the evil eye wonder if their hers????

Oiiii I'm a woman!!!!! and I've not had me dinner yet!! but for the record I'm having lasange as I thought I'd leave the chickens alone it's getting too much like The Birds here Alfred Hitchcock's got nothing on this lot!!!! Send Rhoady over he might be imgaginary but hey if he can sort this lot out the better they keep chanting things about democrats and they're singing the song "If I Ruled The World"!!!!

Cheers for sending over the flock of cows steadward they were very much appreciated they did the trick got rid of the birds gathering outside no problem now to show our appreication we're going to let them stay for dinner we were stuck for something to cook so we're having steak should be enough to go round a flock of cows goes far you know!!! Will let you know how it was when we're done bit of mash potato some roasters and a bit of onion gravy on top nice!! ohh with some sweetcorn on the side. Thanks steadward you and Rhoady saved me a trip to the shop!

Callie ask for proof! You need to see a picture to make sure that Rhaody's real I'd still be wary!!!

Down with the chickens!!!!! Up with the pigs???? I'll work out which side I'm on over dinner!!!

ohh just to add I know nothing about no geese!!!! honest guv I'm innocent!

steadward!! where are you??? Rhoady if you're not imaginary leave a message! Callie did something get you all?????


Not having chicken tonight! thought I'd give it a rest for an evening!!!

AHHH DON'T DO THAT!!!!! NO NEED TO CRY!!!

I might be evil and you might of declared War on me but you have to understand I do be busy, I've been circling Mars !!! I help run a starship have me hands full trying to deal with aliens!

Ohh them aliens are tricky so in so's they come up to and go burblle burbble blakc yack na and next thing you know they're disintergrating you!!!! We had an infestation of the small blue squishy kind we had to round them up as if the touched you they have everyone singing YMCA till you dropped dead.

Before you declare war give us a bit of warning so we can charter a different course!

Nahhh you're grand should of heard what I was calling them the other night

Rhoady's imaginary you can't have a pretend chicken keep you company what you need is an alien something orange with blue spots that'll stick to you as it's really made out of the same stuff they make pritt stick with and then when you want to take it off you'll find it's actually made out of acid and it's not really all the good for cheering you up as you feel much worse then then you did before!!!!

ohhhhhh posts are vanishing????!!! very strange me thinks!!! Callie can I come hide in your bunker too????!!!!! Steadward you and Rhoady have no worries you're a headcase he's imaginary but your grand in my estimation

you give an inch they take a mile!! lord!!! ok ok ok right you up for this????? Rhoady has to show that he's not imaginary by doing something and if he does it right I'll believe you ok??? how's about an appearance on tv today???? say about the 6 o'clock news holding up a placard saying "Hi I'm Rhoady I'm a chicken and I'm real" he can even add in a neeeeeeeeehhhhhh if he wants!!! What do you reckon???? Will this post vanish??????