Dave's fantasy Apprentice tasks

3: Sporty sucker swindle

The teams must invent two extreme sports that run an unreasonably high risk of killing participants. They must then set up high street stalls and see who can sign up the most morons for their respective activity. To avoid a messy and legally actionable conclusion, morons will be later told the sports are fictitious and they won't actually be going shark spanking/asbestos trampolining.