LOL - As you see, I am David "from Other". Now the local food is "other muck", obviously! We love it but if we want British food, we buy the ingredients, and cook it. People have complained to us (My wife and I), that "Other Muck" is terrible but cannot give one simple example. I mean they like grilled meat, salads and bread! Well, blow me, the local "others" live off grilled pork/lamb, ditto for salad and bread.
Foreign Muck? No such thing! Neither is there such a thing as British Muck - the terms are too generic! Now too much garlic, tomato, cheese, oil, spices, salt spices or grease in a particular dish - that I understand!
There has to be a finally, so please name one example of BRITISH food; not Yorkshire, Welsh, Scottish or Cornish, etc., but BRITISH!