The world according to Dave
Five reasons why hot weather is EVIL
For four days, Britain became central Africa and, predictably, everyone absolutely loved it. Take you, for example. You loved it, didn’t you? But the thing about good weather is that it's rubbish. Here's our easy-reference guide to how and why hot, sunny days deserve your scorn.
1: The weekend bully
The sun is a weekend bully. It won’t let you have a nice afternoon vegging out on the sofa. It’s out there, arms folded, sternly expecting you to go out and enjoy it.So you can forget about lying back and getting Sunday-stoned on the Antiques Roadshow. Instead, you’ve got to lug yourself into half-decent clothes and embark on activities that’ll leave you sweaty, squinty and spam-like. And, thanks to some female genetic trickery, your girlfriend will remain breezy, fresh and totally immune to the sky-Chernobyl that's turning your brain into an oozing heap of Ready Brek.
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