Noel Coward quotes

"I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage."

"I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me."

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again."

"Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom."

"Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation."

"Television is for appearing on, not looking at."

"The higher the buildings, the lower the morals."

"Work is much more fun than fun."

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."