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Daves fantasy Apprentice tasks

5: Lucrative nans

It would be disgusting and wrong to ask the candidates to literally sell their grandmothers to get ahead. Better to hire them out instead, with the team-leaders supplying a grandmother each. The teams must then decide what kind of nan-usage would generate the most money in the time provided. Possibilities include hiring them out as TV extras, lollipop ladies or disturbing kissograms.
 
 

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