Woody quotes

"I am at two with nature."

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

"I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't."

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
"The world's divided into good and bad people. The good ones sleep better, but the bad ones enjoy the waking hours more."

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."

"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."

"I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic. "

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."