If Parky's the king of chat, Jonathan Ross is the court jester, masterfully mocking the great and good of showbiz while cleverly keeping them sweet with a deft dose of flattery. His success is a bit surprising really, as he's actually a total nerd who by rights should work in a comics shop. After all, this is the man who named his son (Harvey Kirby) after two prominent comics creators.

Actually, Wossy did co-own a comic shop back in the day. He also used to be a humble telly researcher, and only ended up in front of the cameras because a show he was working on couldn't find a presenter in time. His talent, charisma, good looks and – most crucially – his inability to pronounce the letter 'r' made him a household name, and he's still at it today. Speaking of which, it's time to look at who he'll be talking to on Dave...