Quotes: Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Iconic actor, Oscar-winning filmmaker and jabbering neurotic, Woody Allen is a true Hollywood artist. Which, according to Allen, is code for saying his films lose money.
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I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I am at two with nature.
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I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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The world's divided into good and bad people. The good ones sleep better, but the bad ones enjoy the waking hours more.
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I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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