Quotes: Rich Hall
Rich Hall
One of the few US comics to become a regular on British panel shows, the gravel-voiced Rich Hall isn't just a stand-up. He's also the creator of "sniglets" - words which don't officially exist, but really, really should. As we're sure you'll agree.
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A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.
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On Osama bin Laden: He's the face the media have decided to put on terror, but it doesn't mean he's actually running the operation. It's kind of like Kentucky Fried Chicken. Just because the Colonel's picture's on the bucket, doesn't mean he's actually making the chicken.
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Used to be, a crazy person would walk around talking to themselves, muttering words like 'Pancakes, pancakes, love em love love em, yes, yes, big hot buttery pancakes.' So you'd cross the street, right, to get away from the pancake nut. But nowadays they're probably just talking into a phone. They're probably the president of a major pancake corporation.
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I come from Montana, which is very flat. Wonderfully flat. You can watch your dog run away for three days.
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If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you.
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Ray Mears survival tips
Ray Mears spent years and years honing his survival skills in some of the world's harshest landscapes. Because the rest of us would rather go to the pub, we've put together an instant, dummy's guide to the wonderful world of bushcraf
