Film blog

  • The horror! Uncle Sam fails to chill the spine

    Posted by Dave Söze on 14 Oct 09

    The horror! Uncle Sam fails to chill the spine The most disturbing thing about the recent slew of American horror movies...is that they don't disturb. In fact, they don't do much at all, save pose the question why the ruddy hell have I paid upwards of £6 to see a retread of some 1970s slasher pic that wasn't much cop first time round.

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  • Is it ok to shed man tears at a movie?

    Posted by Dave Söze on 7 Oct 09

    Is it ok to shed man tears at a movie? Blubbing men. It's not a pretty sight. Damp-eyed nancy boys drenching the upholstery when they should be loudly talking premiership goals and extra strong German lager. No, crying's a girl's game. Of course, there are exceptions. Not exceptions that prove the rule, you understand.

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  • Whatever happened to the Red Dwarf movie?

    Posted by Dave Rahmdel on 18 Dec 08

    Whatever happened to the Red Dwarf movie? What's more elusive than a ship drifting aimlessly in space, light years from Earth? The plight of the Red Dwarf Movie of course. Ever since the idea of bringing Lister et al to the bring screen was first mooted, Red Dwarf's devoted army of fans have been drooling at the prospect.

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  • Dave's guide to the Star Trek movies

    Posted by Dave Rahmdel on 14 Dec 08

    Dave's guide to the Star Trek movies The new Star Trek 'prequel' film promises to do for the Trek franchise what Casino Royale did for Bond. We're so excited about the prospect of Simon Pegg as Scotty and the nutcase off Heroes as Spock that we've put together this guide to the series so far – re-categorised for your viewing needs.

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  • George Dubya goes to the movies

    Posted by Dave Shaw on 17 Nov 08

    George Dubya goes to the movies Round about the time we should all be trying desperately to forget him, Oliver Stone goes and makes George Bush a movie star in bio-pic W.

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