It has come to our attention that person or persons currently unknown are interrupting the Dave broadcast with a fake message about Dave’s supposed plans for world domination.
Do not approach. He's clearly deluded. He may be dangerous.
This completely UNAUTHORISED video depicts an inexplicably dressed ‘time traveller’ who claims that our fantastic new shows like Suits and Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums are somehow the early warnings of an oncoming Dave-apocalypse.
This man is a fraud. He is not from the future. He may think he is – but he’s not. The claims in this film are clearly ludicrous and outlandish and we don’t believe that anyone will be fooled for a second.
However, we are very keen to track this man down so that we can talk to him rationally and calmly on a one-to-one basis and take him – or, rather, his video – out of circulation.
Any information regarding his whereabouts would be gratefully received.
This video is for our reference – PLEASE DO NOT WATCH