Im just after watching I Claudius and I have a great idea for you boys at SKY and all of the channels on sat.

HOW ABOUT EVEN MORE ADVERTS!!!!!

I mean four commercial breaks in one hour just arent enough. Why not six or, or, or better still eight three minute sessions to really break up the enjoyment. Just think how you could extent the listings. Why not just turn the entire channel into the commercial break channel with programme breaks for Gods sakes.

I think you are confused somewhere.

This isn't Sky!

I'll give you a clue Sky channels have the name Sky in them.

Another clue - Sky don't own any satellites, they like UKTV lease capacity from SES Astra or Eutelsat.

Sky do collect a subscription and on behalf of UKTV give some of this to them.

Sky have to allow access to anyone on the EPG.

Channels do not have to involve Sky at all to broadcast on satellite.

UKTV is a Joint Venture between the BBC and what is now Virgin Media.

Before you rant at least get the basics right.