If you could throw a custard pie at either Posh or Kylie who would you be aiming for ?....

Yes I am bored! :D

Who said she was there? Oh she must have been standing behind a lampost thats why I didn't see her!!! Meaow!

Oh definately Posh - Chris Tarrant summed it up recently when he called her "Lady" as she thinks she is royalty and we should all be bowing to her...

As for Kylie - do the lyrics in one of her song really say that men like her because she has no bum?...

No bum or not she's always got it hanging out of some tacky outfit!

Jennifer Lopez might have a few words to say about those lyrics!

I'd split it in half. Both women look like they need to significantly up their calorie intake!

:p

Ha nice one!

Ha! not jealous of Kylie's figure at all....(not)....I've seen more fat on a chip!! :D

posh ,especially since she appears to have shaved her eyebrows off !! Has anybody noticed that.Also has anyone noticed the similarities in Poshes new video to Geris "scream if you want to go faster" video , both on hover bike type things ,both in dark and light versions of themselves. :D

Y'know, I was listening to the One Big Sunday thing in Leicester last weekend on the radio. It was quite good. But I didnt hear Posh singing (aww...shame ). Did she sing live?

If not...does she have no shame? Everyone else sang live?

Proves my theory that she's a talentless, fashion disaster with a talented husband who carries her.

//still hate Kylie LOL

I couldn't agree more!

What is it with the bandana and the lip ring? She should stick to 'dining out' (we know that's not strictly true)and toting another tasteless piece of designer garb.

Oh Meow...

I think this is going to be settled in the charts - but what role models these women set the girls of today - who at ever inceasingly young ages are insisting on wearing clothes which are far to old for them and going on diets as they dont fit these sterotypes...

I am definately in the Rubanesc mold and long since gave up worrying about what people thought of my figure... if they had a problem well it was their's and not mine... since I developed this attitude I have been so much happier...

KYLIE

Posh At least Kylie doesn't take herself too seriously!!

Kylie since she has grown up, particularly, is really sexy and I take her out and show her a good time later, any day/every day of the week. I wouldn't look once, never mind twice at Posh-dog or Halliwell for that matter!!

Errrr..... am I on the right message board here ?

Well, this is certainly different! I smiled when I got to minx's first comment about Kylie, but roared with laughter when I saw what 'Ian & Rebecca' had to say... :D (p.s. had a look at your homepage after noticing you were local...that surname is lovely - sounds dead posh! Mine doesn't! :p Looking forward to seeing you on TV, are you going to join Steph's chatroom? )

OOOoer, I forgot about me being on the teem website.
Thats who I work for BTW. I always put that URL up for homepage, any publicity is good.

Maybe I should do a proper home page for the two of us.....mmm

(Ian has a cunning plan)

Posh as she is so full of herself

Now then, has anyone noticed how similar Kelly Adams, who plays the Character Mickie Hendrie in Holby, is to Kylie. - I hope Kelly doesn't mind me making the connection.
I think this young actress comes from near Lincoln as well.
I think she is a lovely young lady. I wonder if she can sing?
Kylie or Kelly for me.
Mind you my wife and daughters have banned me from watching TV, reading books, surfing the web - apart from the occasional genuine message board.

Keep smiling
Les

Hi Les,

What are you a man or a mouse?... I think you need to come to an arrangement with your wife as to access to the computer for a reasonable amount of time per day - otherwise how am I going to chat to you...

Otherwise I shall be :( instead of my usual

Angie

I would have to say Posh, as one of the regular bus drivers lets me on the bus without having to pay my fare, because he says I remind of Kylie, and since she would not have to pay on his bus neither to I. If he ever heard me trying to sing he would soon change his mind, and if I had her money I would not have to go on the bus!.

Hi December,

The only person I have ever been acquised of looking like is Victoria Wood... and got asked if I was her in a Portsmouth... I also used to get let off the bus fare but that was when I was young, slim and very blond haired - and it was because the bus driver fancied me (in his dreams)... it might also have had something to do with the Police uniform I was wearing...

Has anyone else been mistaken for a celebrety?

Angela

Hello - can I join in this longrunning topic? I have sometimes been (more recently) compared to one of the girls in Atomic Kitten although I'm in my mid-30s. I can't think why other than the bottle ginger/red hair and I'm small! I'm certainly not orange coloured .. I went red haired because they used to say Kylie - small no bum - I am small but I do have a butt! My niece is the spit of Jennifer Ellison but talks Geordie! My husband is the 'older version' of Gareth Gates (hates the comparison), and a chap I work with is the spit of Mr Bean!! I used to work for a chap who was the image of Andrew Ridgeley (remember him ...?)
Sue

Kylie as she'd be able to take it as fun; Posh I can sympathise with & wouldn't want to hurt her.

Arthur

neither of them,
i would not chuck a custard pie, they have worked hard to get where they are well posh is through david but well done people are only jealus she has david so she can do what ever she likes good luck to them both i say x