UKTV GOLD TO BE RENAMED PAT?
Thread Starter: Started: Mon 19 Nov 2007 Replies: 78
Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3.19PM
It's ok steadward I'm still here. I'm having such a good laugh tuning in every day, the pair of you are like a comedy double act and it's making a nice change.
I don't want to interfere in you're 'lovers tiff' so I'm not taking sides, I'm too busy laughing at you both.
And poor old Rhoady is stuck in the middle. Tell you what, sent him over to me for a holiday and we can have a good heart to heart. Maybe I can show him the sights where I live. Then he'll came back all nice and refreshed and ready to take over world (if he want's to) 
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 7.02PM
Woah, that would'nt really happen, would It? HE NEVER EVEN TOLD ME HIM AND HIS HEN GANG WERE IMAGINARY! Where's Callie? MAYBE CALLIE BETRAYED ME! MAYBE CALLIE'S NOW ORGANIZING WORLD RULE WITH RHOADY! HOW COULD THEY?!
Is Callie imageinary too? They really never told me!
(Good work with the petition, we need all we can get!)
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 4.56PM
Steadward is Rhoady leaving you out?????? I'd watch out for that the day imaginary chickens start leaving you out of things and dismissing you is a day to stop and think!!!
(got 10 peeps so far to sign the petition hope this helps!)
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 4.16PM
He says BROWK! ...Or something along that line...he was busy in the other rom with a gruop of hens, nine of them...well, I guess he's busy...WAR MESSTAKEN! WAR!
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 4.11PM
YAY! ...BUT RHOADY IS NOT TO BE USED IN A CLUB SANDWITCH! He's really talented, he can type thing on laptops...of course the only things he does that make sense is, a and i, even one time zzz. NOW, tell me he can't be leader. I don't know if you're evil or not now, woh, that's confseing...JUST LIKE YOU'D HAVE PLANNED! I'll go see what Rhoady says...
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11.50AM
If you're serious yes I'll visit the site but if it's a joke....... well off to investigate be warned
Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1.49AM
ohhh yummm club sandwich made of bacon and chicken!! or oohhh what about chicken curry or chicken in a basket or even better a snack box with breast of chicken nice!!! lots of possibilities there for little old Rhoady! yummy!!! Is he free range or battery???
Sat 12 Jan 2008, 9.21PM
EVIL! WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I GUESS RHOADY'S SAYING, HE'S CROWING AT DARK! TAKE THAT "PRESIDENT!"
(by the way, I don't reckon they'll be much chance in you helping on one thing, but on the RSPCA website there's a chicken petidtion to stop abuse in the dark in over crowded livestock conditions, just to let you know...
I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU THOUGH!)
Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7.08PM
lol how's about this hmmmm yum roast chicken dinner! I'll bring the stuffing!
Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4.31PM
WAR MESSTAKEN, WAR! Rhoady agrees and all. THE VERY ANGRY ENVIROMENTLEISTS
Tue 8 Jan 2008, 6.14PM
and forget calling the station Pat change it to George much better!
Tue 8 Jan 2008, 6.13PM
crikey steadward hyperactive much???? and the day I quake in my boots over you and your stupid chicken is a long way off! Besides he might be "primminister" in the future but I'm President where I come from! Ha!!!!!

Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8.48PM
Yeah! There's a GREAT IDEA CALLIE! I'm senseing a worth while future for you! UKTV, plese contact me, so we can settle a deal with his lordship, Rhoady. ALL HAIL THE...WILL BE, WORLD LEADER, RHOADY THE ROOSTER! 
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 4.24PM
Hey steadward can't you put Rhoady the Rooster (aka Primeminster in his spare time) in charge of programming at Gold, I'm sure he'll do a better job ha 
Sat 5 Jan 2008, 4.21PM
You're right about that Callie, my parrot Barney HATES Gold, he bites the tele whenever THAT channels on!
messtaken, ...
, ha, hows that for leadership. If me and my first Rooster, Rhoady (the Primminister...in the future) raid your home...where ever that is, YOU'LL BE SORRY!
Callie, I'll have a word with Rhoady, see if you can be chancellor. So,
to messtaken!
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12.07AM
You know what steadward I think you're boring and your chances of taking over the world are non existent at least most dictators have some personality and charm (even if it's put across at the point of a gun) you have none! Oh yes and I pity the chickens!
Wed 2 Jan 2008, 9.26AM
Well I apologise for the mix up Steadward. I hope you and you're chicken farm will be very happy together, but please don't play the chickens GOLD you'll only bore them rigid with all the same old boring repeats. ha 
Sat 22 Dec 2007, 8.46PM
No, meant up above at meessstaken. I did say "THAT'S BRING!" And so on. And they do show It too much...I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ...or at least Britain...no, LEAST a chicken farm...
Sat 22 Dec 2007, 4.05PM
There's no need to be rude it's only a joke. How can you say i'm boring when you don't know me. 
Sat 22 Dec 2007, 2.47PM
Sorry about the spelling. I meant: THAT'S BORING! YOU'RE BORING! ...I DON'T LIKE IT! 
Fri 21 Dec 2007, 9.41AM
I think they should call this channel DEREK, because of the amount of time they show Only Fools And Horses. (too much) 