UKTV GOLD TO BE RENAMED PAT?
Thread Starter: Started: Mon 19 Nov 2007 Replies: 78
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.42PM
yeah i know what you mean like compared to Clarkson he's not as tall whereas on the other hand Hamster is way smaller plus May has a different voice so he's not really like the others plus he brings the geeky element I get the impression he really knows nowt about cars
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.33PM
I don't know really, he kind of the one in the middle...especially size wize! Snooty, but compared to the rest of the behaviers a very funny mix, would'nt be the same with out the posh individual! I liked it throughout series ten when they're discussing the news and he's talk about tampons and sainsbury's cheese! I got what he was saying first thing...a bit awkward really when even himself got confused! Got to admit, I was a bit less serious into the subjects when I realized he was being laughed at!
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.20PM
Well, it's always nice to meet another satisfied, Clarkson hateing customer!
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.17PM
hehehehe me likes!!! anything you can do to make him look silly while increasing the popularity of Hamster would be great!!! He's such a baby he hates to lose and always finds a way to win Clarkson

Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.15PM
We'll see what we can do...but he already looks silly, bold patch, overly grown, chubby 49 year old in sports cars and many more veichles...all of them are daft once he enters...but yes, we could do much worse! 
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 8.09PM
Hamster Rocks!!! Jeremy Clarkson is such a meanie if he can make him look silly I'll be very happy!!!
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 7.12PM
I don't know about that...EXACTLY. He DEFINATLEY commented in chicken that he'd go out and make politicians...and Jeremy Clarkson (for some reason) look very silly infront of the world. He has'nt yet returned...shame...he's missed supper and all...spent all dayfrying grain for him...sigh... 
Mon 11 Feb 2008, 10.26AM
well there was certainly something did he go out wearing a purple bow and green boots????
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 1.20PM
Well could...Jengys told me Rhoady walked off into the unknown! (AKA, thinking the unknown as in the UKTV office location...and Barney the parrot said neeeigh...conection?)
Sun 10 Feb 2008, 10.20AM
you give an inch they take a mile!! lord!!! ok ok ok right you up for this????? Rhoady has to show that he's not imaginary by doing something and if he does it right I'll believe you ok??? how's about an appearance on tv today???? say about the 6 o'clock news holding up a placard saying "Hi I'm Rhoady I'm a chicken and I'm real" he can even add in a neeeeeeeeehhhhhh if he wants!!! What do you reckon???? Will this post vanish??????
Sat 9 Feb 2008, 8.03PM
...I'm sure we made more posts...did'nt we?
...RHOADY'S NOT IMAGENARY! SURE, I MIGHTBE AHEADCASE....possibly, BUT HE IS NOT IMAGENARY! N-O-T NOT! You know, WHEN chickens happen to take over the world, you're going to face the REALLY consiqences! (be warned, it's eating grain! chickens REVENGE!!) 
Sat 9 Feb 2008, 6.21PM
ohhhhhh posts are vanishing????!!! very strange me thinks!!! Callie can I come hide in your bunker too????!!!!! Steadward you and Rhoady have no worries you're a headcase he's imaginary but your grand in my estimation
Sat 9 Feb 2008, 3.46PM
Good old messtaken is BACK. I'm going to hide in my bunker. you can come with me if you like steadward but whatever you do, protect Rhoady. 
Fri 8 Feb 2008, 6.54PM
He is not! Sop it! Callie, messtaken's come back just to be a bully! Make her stop!
Fri 8 Feb 2008, 6.20PM
Rhoady's imaginary you can't have a pretend chicken keep you company what you need is an alien something orange with blue spots that'll stick to you as it's really made out of the same stuff they make pritt stick with and then when you want to take it off you'll find it's actually made out of acid and it's not really all the good for cheering you up as you feel much worse then then you did before!!!!
Fri 8 Feb 2008, 5.41PM
Don't forget you've got good old Rhoady to keep you company and we're all still out here. 
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9.38PM
I guess. I could think of daft things right now, but I won't. I've grown to accept it...wedensday83 never even noticed and they started it. Bye Callie, get too bored like me and just say something. I'm ok...not lonesome...with evil ge...nevermind. Acepting. NOT crying-
Thu 7 Feb 2008, 9.32PM
Never mind Steadward, it was fun while it lasted but as with all good things, they must come to an end sometime. 
Sun 3 Feb 2008, 4.30PM
How about calling it BBC 5 as it showes ALL BBC programmes and not much else did you get them cheep UK GOLD a job lot????? already paid for them from our licence fee
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 8.43PM
Woooh, this is serious...a WAAAAAAAR!, with three sides against each other!...well, more than that with them turkeys and geese...and other...kind of upset a G.Brown the other night...wait...'the other night?' ARE THOSE ALIENS JOINING WITH THE FAILED PM? THIS NEEDS TO BE KNOWN!
Tue 29 Jan 2008, 8.34PM
Nahhh you're grand should of heard what I was calling them the other night
