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I know. Who hired those idiots to name a TV channel that? It's the UKTV family and if the rumours where they're all named after names is true, how do you know what channel shows History, food and such? When I come to power, this is going to be forrbidden. (Also, if in the future you hear about a party group called, 'The Very Angry Enviromentleists' you know where I am. My names better.)

Ha! I suppose next on the cards they rename the channels 'Tom,' 'Dick,' and 'Harry'

THEY BETTER NOT! Stupid people! My parrot seriously thinks better! (No offence to Barney, he's tallented)

Sorry I think calling a tv channel called Dave is cool, lol love saying to people when they ask what I'm doing " I'm watching Dave" their response? Why what's he doing! lol!!! childish maybe but I get a good giggle!

THAT'S BRING! YOU'RE BORING! ...I DON'T LIKE IT!

I think they should call this channel DEREK, because of the amount of time they show Only Fools And Horses. (too much)

Sorry about the spelling. I meant: THAT'S BORING! YOU'RE BORING! ...I DON'T LIKE IT!

There's no need to be rude it's only a joke. How can you say i'm boring when you don't know me.

No, meant up above at meessstaken. I did say "THAT'S BRING!" And so on. And they do show It too much...I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ...or at least Britain...no, LEAST a chicken farm...

Well I apologise for the mix up Steadward. I hope you and you're chicken farm will be very happy together, but please don't play the chickens GOLD you'll only bore them rigid with all the same old boring repeats. ha

You know what steadward I think you're boring and your chances of taking over the world are non existent at least most dictators have some personality and charm (even if it's put across at the point of a gun) you have none! Oh yes and I pity the chickens!

You're right about that Callie, my parrot Barney HATES Gold, he bites the tele whenever THAT channels on!

messtaken, ... , ha, hows that for leadership. If me and my first Rooster, Rhoady (the Primminister...in the future) raid your home...where ever that is, YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Callie, I'll have a word with Rhoady, see if you can be chancellor. So, to messtaken!

Hey steadward can't you put Rhoady the Rooster (aka Primeminster in his spare time) in charge of programming at Gold, I'm sure he'll do a better job ha

Yeah! There's a GREAT IDEA CALLIE! I'm senseing a worth while future for you! UKTV, plese contact me, so we can settle a deal with his lordship, Rhoady. ALL HAIL THE...WILL BE, WORLD LEADER, RHOADY THE ROOSTER!

crikey steadward hyperactive much???? and the day I quake in my boots over you and your stupid chicken is a long way off! Besides he might be "primminister" in the future but I'm President where I come from! Ha!!!!!

and forget calling the station Pat change it to George much better!

AHH! Geaorge Bush! Rhoadys better than you and your 85 IQ!

...80. IQ.

WAR MESSTAKEN, WAR! Rhoady agrees and all. THE VERY ANGRY ENVIROMENTLEISTS

lol how's about this hmmmm yum roast chicken dinner! I'll bring the stuffing!

EVIL! WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I GUESS RHOADY'S SAYING, HE'S CROWING AT DARK! TAKE THAT "PRESIDENT!"

(by the way, I don't reckon they'll be much chance in you helping on one thing, but on the RSPCA website there's a chicken petidtion to stop abuse in the dark in over crowded livestock conditions, just to let you know... I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU THOUGH!)

ohhh yummm club sandwich made of bacon and chicken!! or oohhh what about chicken curry or chicken in a basket or even better a snack box with breast of chicken nice!!! lots of possibilities there for little old Rhoady! yummy!!! Is he free range or battery???

If you're serious yes I'll visit the site but if it's a joke....... well off to investigate be warned

Done and i sent the link on to friends

YAY! ...BUT RHOADY IS NOT TO BE USED IN A CLUB SANDWITCH! He's really talented, he can type thing on laptops...of course the only things he does that make sense is, a and i, even one time zzz. NOW, tell me he can't be leader. I don't know if you're evil or not now, woh, that's confseing...JUST LIKE YOU'D HAVE PLANNED! I'll go see what Rhoady says...