Wed 16 Jul 2008, 4.50PM
David R!??? Who is this David R? David R U There? I bet he's some bigwig Executive, smoking a fat cigar, in a luxury office at UK Gold Towers. He probably spends his time sipping a fine malt whilst watching endless re-runs of Pans People! Come on David ..the natives are revolting! All we want is a bit of info on whats happening. Put down that Glenmorangie and put Babs on pause for a minute and at least let us know you are there? I've stuck a postcard in the corner shop window and I'm going to see which one gets a reply first.
