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I don't know really, he kind of the one in the middle...especially size wize! Snooty, but compared to the rest of the behaviers a very funny mix, would'nt be the same with out the posh individual! I liked it throughout series ten when they're discussing the news and he's talk about tampons and sainsbury's cheese! I got what he was saying first thing...a bit awkward really when even himself got confused! Got to admit, I was a bit less serious into the subjects when I realized he was being laughed at!

Well, it's always nice to meet another satisfied, Clarkson hateing customer!

We'll see what we can do...but he already looks silly, bold patch, overly grown, chubby 49 year old in sports cars and many more veichles...all of them are daft once he enters...but yes, we could do much worse!

I don't know about that...EXACTLY. He DEFINATLEY commented in chicken that he'd go out and make politicians...and Jeremy Clarkson (for some reason) look very silly infront of the world. He has'nt yet returned...shame...he's missed supper and all...spent all dayfrying grain for him...sigh...

Did he show?

Well could...Jengys told me Rhoady walked off into the unknown! (AKA, thinking the unknown as in the UKTV office location...and Barney the parrot said neeeigh...conection?)

...I'm sure we made more posts...did'nt we? ...RHOADY'S NOT IMAGENARY! SURE, I MIGHTBE AHEADCASE....possibly, BUT HE IS NOT IMAGENARY! N-O-T NOT! You know, WHEN chickens happen to take over the world, you're going to face the REALLY consiqences! (be warned, it's eating grain! chickens REVENGE!!)

He is not! Sop it! Callie, messtaken's come back just to be a bully! Make her stop!

I guess. I could think of daft things right now, but I won't. I've grown to accept it...wedensday83 never even noticed and they started it. Bye Callie, get too bored like me and just say something. I'm ok...not lonesome...with evil ge...nevermind. Acepting. NOT crying-

Well, I guess it's safe to say we've stoppped being funnny.

Is thier TIMEING back though? OR are you just trrying to make a related Sky sale?

Agree with them.

LOOK! LOOK! I'M AT THE TOP AGAIN! BEFORE MID FEBUARY PLEASE!

Woooh, this is serious...a WAAAAAAAR!, with three sides against each other!...well, more than that with them turkeys and geese...and other...kind of upset a G.Brown the other night...wait...'the other night?' ARE THOSE ALIENS JOINING WITH THE FAILED PM? THIS NEEDS TO BE KNOWN!

WAR, SQIUSHY BLUE PEOPLE, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! (reckon that's counted as a racist comment?)

...really? What re the aliens up to? Who's to blame you for that? I'll get those coniving...meanies! Trying to seperate me from my best fiend! Was Mars! WAR!

LOOK AT ME!

Hello?...aww...I'm all alone now...must have left me...I'll just go back to current and never return then...(sob)

THEY JUST DON'T!

LOOK AT ME! (Or I'll CRY!)

That was Rhoady. Sorry, I've been on current.com with the same name! YOU'D BETTER NOT BE DEAING WITH PIGS AND GEESE! SOMETHING FUNNY DID HAPPEN TO THE COWS RHOADY SAYS!...(probebly saying) THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER! I'M WATHING YOU! (I HOPE, otherwise, the WRONG person!)

rh: zzz

Sky is a ripp off! Yay, you agree! Others must think I try to showoff with such a rip, because for some reason, the freebies snap back at me! Do you know cheaper that still shows animal planet?(All I watch, I'm going to be an RSPCA trainee! ONLY reason!)

Ah, thought so! Rhoady MUST be real! I see him every day and all! messtaken REALLY is the ENEMY! Are you with the goose mess?! NOW DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!

Here's the thing about our exchanged forign goods, what'll wind up happening is after a certain amount of time, the agencies will be capeable on moving along for these certain exchanges to be strictly probited, aswell as now as we can tell, the message is sent out, marketing will become too low before-hand and they will be forced by low sell, to stop it. (serves them right really)

Look up!

What? George is a woman? Now I'M RELLY confused! ASWELL as my Rhoady being apparently imaginary! We were watching animal Precinct togther with the parrot, budgie and kitten! THEY NEVER TOLD ME! Rhoady's a bit busy right now, so you SHOULD recive a flock of...cows, he tells me, to sort this out for you. WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Oh. Uh. messtaken? AHH! HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED! HE USUALLY TELLS ME WHAT HE HAD FOR DINNER! THE TURKEY NOW WILL, WITH MESS AS THE ROAST!

...Ah, see. THEY KNOW IT'S RIGHT!

I think they just go too judgmentle on the ratings, and cutt the shows off without warning.

(Also, as anentertaining memory, i remember theday I opened my blinds, a seagull was making that laughing sound they tend to do, as It repeatedly banged It's head on my window!)

Oh, oh. They could be any rival's henchmen or followers! It's likely they're hers...SHE'S STARTED AN AIRFORCE WHILE NOT IN POWER! HOW DARE SHE! Or, some other leader might have them sorted. You might want to check you're home...IT MIGHT BE BUGGED! They've started a worldwide search for you! (as a possible hint, this MIGHT have started from the day you said "Oh, yes and I pity the chickens!")

We'll just see about that! Evil Liberal Democrat...GEESE! Me and Rhoady will have to get more weopons now! We'll provide each hen a rocket launcher as minimal safety! (Watch out for the turkey, shehas a policy to roast those who eat bird!)

Really? If Rhoady's imaginary...THAT'S SO WEIRD! HE'S SAT ON MY LAP TAKING A NAP RIGHT NOW! He's had a busy day, we've now got pure rival competion to win the respect of another ploting leader...A TURKEY! AND SHE'S WON THE FEMINIST BIRDS OVER! JUST WITH "GOBBLE! GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOCK!" Rhoady struggled and with his best line and all! "CROW! CROCK!", we were in The Special Hen House, sort of like the house of commons.) So, messtaken, with that last comment our flock of hens were out-raged! Now, tommorrows topic is "Stop George Bush eating our chickens!" That'll show that Turkey! And the Liberal Democrat goose is next!

(I'll let you both know how that goes)

Woah, that would'nt really happen, would It? HE NEVER EVEN TOLD ME HIM AND HIS HEN GANG WERE IMAGINARY! Where's Callie? MAYBE CALLIE BETRAYED ME! MAYBE CALLIE'S NOW ORGANIZING WORLD RULE WITH RHOADY! HOW COULD THEY?!
Is Callie imageinary too? They really never told me!

(Good work with the petition, we need all we can get!)

He says BROWK! ...Or something along that line...he was busy in the other rom with a gruop of hens, nine of them...well, I guess he's busy...WAR MESSTAKEN! WAR!

YAY! ...BUT RHOADY IS NOT TO BE USED IN A CLUB SANDWITCH! He's really talented, he can type thing on laptops...of course the only things he does that make sense is, a and i, even one time zzz. NOW, tell me he can't be leader. I don't know if you're evil or not now, woh, that's confseing...JUST LIKE YOU'D HAVE PLANNED! I'll go see what Rhoady says...

OK meat people, fine for now, but here's the thing, on the RSPCA website, there is currently an uregent call for up to the hopefull result aim for up to 50,000 people (currnetly over 20,000) to sign It for nothing but the few seconds to very lazily type up name, E-mail adress and postcode (not to be read by a third party.) Just for only doing on simple thing such as this, you'll already take something good to your grave by stoppping the cruelty to livestock so that the ALL each chickens final days will at least be good, unlike the happening and use of thier death, chickens are forced not to exercise in dark storaged, cramed up to one another, warm, no real deal of breathing space and sulk up depressingly in thier own filth, not to mention constant confusion faceing the dark conditions, thet won't exercise, all just to keep them obease, they'll just eat up off the floor in thier own droppings when too energised to sleep, as thinking it's night, they threat to become weak, throw up and have contant uncontrolable diarrea, the meat workers just say more meat for them without useing a bullet or snapping a neck and muscles.
The just of my point, is to at least help out while you still eat them, so at least give them better life. Some say they'll be too afraid out, but they'll be breed back into the real world, It'd only be a true crime to let them go as they are. So please, make this illegal. Thanks.

EVIL! WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I GUESS RHOADY'S SAYING, HE'S CROWING AT DARK! TAKE THAT "PRESIDENT!"

(by the way, I don't reckon they'll be much chance in you helping on one thing, but on the RSPCA website there's a chicken petidtion to stop abuse in the dark in over crowded livestock conditions, just to let you know... I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU THOUGH!)

WAR MESSTAKEN, WAR! Rhoady agrees and all. THE VERY ANGRY ENVIROMENTLEISTS

Andrew. HOW did I not notice THAT?

...80. IQ.

AHH! Geaorge Bush! Rhoadys better than you and your 85 IQ!

Hey, if Rhoady the rooster took over UKTV, HE'LL BRING YOU WHAT YOU WANT! UKTV, WE'VE SPOKEN! ...WHO'S WITH ME AND MY RHOADY?... ...?

Yeah! There's a GREAT IDEA CALLIE! I'm senseing a worth while future for you! UKTV, plese contact me, so we can settle a deal with his lordship, Rhoady. ALL HAIL THE...WILL BE, WORLD LEADER, RHOADY THE ROOSTER!

Yes...or TAKE OVER!

You're right about that Callie, my parrot Barney HATES Gold, he bites the tele whenever THAT channels on!

messtaken, ... , ha, hows that for leadership. If me and my first Rooster, Rhoady (the Primminister...in the future) raid your home...where ever that is, YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Callie, I'll have a word with Rhoady, see if you can be chancellor. So, to messtaken!

I don't know what cetain vegans and other vegetarians are complaining about. It's perfactly safe. I eat how I feel. Non meat burger, kitkat, coffe, so on. I just have milk every day, at least a pint. And don't worry of all this false stuff lke, fish are'nt meat, milk makes you fat or your hair'll fall out. I've been a vegetarian since I were 9. But am still a balence, loads of hair. not overwieght in any way, not super skinny and have energy to be slightly broad shouldered and heavy armed. So no worries, you'll be balenced because most the nerves in my spine don't work, you'll be better.

No, meant up above at meessstaken. I did say "THAT'S BRING!" And so on. And they do show It too much...I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ...or at least Britain...no, LEAST a chicken farm...

Sorry about the spelling. I meant: THAT'S BORING! YOU'RE BORING! ...I DON'T LIKE IT!

...What? It's because I said microwaved at first is'nt It?

If you want to yell and holler at UKTV, don't really use the messageboard, go onto the entire site part, and send them a message on contact us...I'll send one for you annoyed one's what no longer have the channel.

A bit late since you gone posted It...If still here, I like microwaved brocoli, quarn and that...Get a pt chicken for entertainment...

...what is? If it's a handyman quiz...I'M CLASS A!

I reckoen, they go leave you begging when all the while, THEY watch the episoides by themselves...laughing at you while they drink at a possibly existing fire place...

...See...no response...THEY CAN SMELL THE FURY OF US!

Ahh who needs them. You could turn up just like me!

...OK...BEFORE I'd gone lost It, I came up with something important I realized to people who like to KNOW there history. Intrested in REAL Lennon stuff, look up there...

THAT'S BRING! YOU'RE BORING! ...I DON'T LIKE IT!

I KNOW! THEY SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whooh, that's a lot of posts.

I know! It's so good that at last I've disscovered someone who knows true meaning of life! I can't stand this sort of thing, when you're like that and are sucking up youur last moment or under of life,there's all kinds of things you'll regret. Beginning from that game!

Yeah! It's not fair on them!

THEY BETTER NOT! Stupid people! My parrot seriously thinks better! (No offence to Barney, he's tallented)

It's just so boring. While my family and friends pathetically yell at the TV, as if they can be heard, I go tend to throw stuff, those morons still do none else but cause commution and all. They are so overpayed, they just look pathetic, fully grown men paid that, strange hair, not even fit...and they wonder why I don't get a MAN. I just don't care about money. PATHETIC!

I know. The only thing the feminists are doing is actually causing a problem, there actually is'nt an existing one in thier subjects. For some reseon, they gone tend to complian those shows are bad themselves and just blame a man for It! Really WHY?

I know. Who hired those idiots to name a TV channel that? It's the UKTV family and if the rumours where they're all named after names is true, how do you know what channel shows History, food and such? When I come to power, this is going to be forrbidden. (Also, if in the future you hear about a party group called, 'The Very Angry Enviromentleists' you know where I am. My names better.)

...I'm scared of you...AHH!...Oh no...I am dead...give me money

...or be haunted...ha,ha,ha...well, you just up get the message... ...blurgh...

wow...my birthdays 14th April. Woah!

...I'm going to get self a farm. I gone save chickens, turkeys, donkeys and retired race dogs. I like chickens

Ha, It'd be real funny like if you was talking to FUTURE PM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHa!!!!

Yeah, THEY can complain about it! I just dislike the SKY company! A year ago, me and my family stopped watching SKY because we fell out with that man what gone run IT! So, after just over a month, they come over begging on the phone, we get a cheaper deal. fine, we knew were overcharged. BUT THEN, he gone relised other stuff WE needed for the purchase so THE price were up again!!!!

It were shocking to take your show off the air without warning, but they mainly show more annoying Brit stuff I reckon no bodys even gone take likeing to even after it came back! MOCKERY! YOU REALLY WXPECT ME TO WATCH SORRY, DINNERLADDIES AND KEEPING UP APPERECES AGAIN! NOT TO MENTION THEY RUINED PORRIGE BY SHOWING ONLY THE SAME EPISOIDS AGAIN!

Again, just SHOULD have used rediculous 'Dave' money for old American TV shows, 'cause then the point were: WE WERE BOTH HAPPY!!!!!

I agree that 'channel Twelve' as you freeviewers gone clim it to be was daft! But don't be so Femineist! I'm a woman and I just don't complain! They were only like that because 'C.H.A.Vs' Had'nt evolved yet!

Did anyone else notice that just under half an hour was'nt enough to absorb? And how also the 'John Lennon' episoid was, well...a bit wrong in parts? I watched 'The Crime And Investigation Network' and...It was 6 whole hours long, think I'm wierd, ok fine. But the UKTV History version said the Killer went unoticed and then shot John before he ever knew what were going on, NO! The other channel gone claim after the same hours of waiting for the Beatle, approched to then be noticed by only him, asked for an autograph, once he had It he continued too gaze at Lennon, John asked "Is there anything else?" Then was shot. The documentry on that program also spent many reasonable hours telling the life story of both the assain (out of all this don't even remember his name) and Lennon, so both sides were seen...I felt sorry for both...

If you're a Freeviewer and want to know more, just ask me on this page.I'll just say what I know about them, because I might be wasting time writing this for all I know. (I sound strange! And lonely! I just hope I won't do anything of the such!)

I agree! If EVERYONE recycled then It'll really work! When I come to power, everyone HAS to! BEWARE THE ENVIROMENTLEISTS OF TOMORROW!

Look, just get them to woo a try in launching a CHANNEL of 'USTV' Gold, because about all the channels seem to be American, when I want a break, and also from them, I go to UK, that's right UK,TV Gold for shows such as 'My Family' and so on with such to gone see. FOR A CHANGE!

Listen to me UKTV people, I'm a Sky viewr, the most overprices, whil this is a lot of freeviewers! We'll BOTH be happy if youlaunch a US vesion for THEM, UK for me and others alike. YOU show my TV shows a lot less now! BALENCE It before all viewers of both sides get very annoyed!

NO! I'm a woman, and I only watch for advice, amusment and to be entertained in a 'physicall' way to see them! (The cars of course)

Whoops! ...that were'nt a Envioromentleist dream. Those really arn't the best! ...probebly just better off reading the first paragraph of that one up there!

Enviromentleist dreams are the best! But any remains of hope we got left to run along side them, the faintest even, is forming our own party, or something, whether as small as council or big as Goverment, TAKE OVER! ...but I'm scared of taking lead...help ourselves you know? Can't trust any current Polliticians these days...or ever, really...

P.S I think there's a even bigger sign they not so good other than reality, I KEEP HAVING NIGHTMERE'S ABOUT POLLITICIANS! One time, I gone woke up REALLY earily in the mourning, where all I can remember, is SOMETHING to do with Gordon Brown and David Cameron looking REAL annoyed, then I guess I must have gone woke then. Mabye they finnally blew up, or something. I also had a real horrid one I can't say on this thing I suppose...that sounded weird...MURDER one. Not the most dissturbing...I'll go before I find them at my door...

I never even knew he had one.

Yeah! I'm moving to the Out Back of Austrailia (some day) to save the Chickens and Turkey and Retired race dogs and the rest of the land to be used as a reserve...civvilisation is a jerk, thoses who want to not live in it should have land to live how we, as 'humans' should!

It's class. I gone leave it there.

You seriously advertize, don't you?

Ok, but if any of you UKTV type people are here, seeming as you gad enough money to bother calling G2 'Dave', why don't you just create something like 'USTV Gold' or something, when i go to UKtv gold, i expect to see it to it's name, ALL the other channels ABOUT are all showing american stuff with different humour, incase you can't tell, I'm so bored to actually be talking to myself on the PC, just ask anyone on My Motor Mouth, I'm allover it.