Ode to Market Kitchen
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Please stop bicking about Market Kitchen!

They do their best with local food…
but all they get is folk being rude

Seasonal fare is their aim…
who would have thought, you could do so much with game?
but no thanks they get, omg, its such a shame…

Please stop bicking about Market Kitchen!

Tom and Mathew they do their best…
producing such a tasty fest…

and Tana cooks out in the street…
with the camera man who’s got such wobbly feet…
why is his zoom sooo up the creek?…

Please stop bicking about Market Kitchen!

Someone said Matt gets a tickle…
but I think they were just being fickle…

He likes to laugh while doing his cooking…
his lovely food keeps me looking…

So come on folks and be a dear, and the give the prog a little cheer

Please stop bicking about Market Kitchen!

Why do you all have to be so boorish…
Cos I think Market Kitchen is really morish…

Well must go, cos it’s on again soon…
when I see my Mathew, I really swoon…

I love the way he waves that wooden spoon…
and his rattlesnake pie had me over the moon

Please stop bicking about Market Kitchen!

For me MK is viewing bliss, I go all gooey when they kiss.
So that’s the end, no more to say, Market Kitchen, Hip, Hip Hooray!

Gastro My, oh my, I must say you are quite THE talent with the written word.

Thank you so much for such a light hearted post on this dreary day!

Oh gastrosurf how I wish that you had written an obituary rather than an ode

Or perhaps a dyslogy!

Great work gastro!

Gastro!! What a beautiful post!! You have talents that have gone unrecognised....

Thanks for the great laugh Indeed, it would be nice if this MK nightmare would just pass....

I have to say I'm quite appalled that someone actually LIKES Matthew Fort. He's an insufferable arrogant old fool. He makes me turn it off. Tom, on the other hand, makes this show worth watching. A very genuine, amusing and crucially, INTERESTED man (ie, interested in what he's talking about or being told about, as opposed to Fort who just thinks he knows better. All. The. Time.)

Don't lose your breath Sock but I agree with your post above 100%