So producers, whats up with having a bit of Ross. I think he is sorely missed on the show cos I havent seen him for ages.
Come on guys a girl can lose her dignity at this rate. Not that I had much to start with.
btw love Bill Granger too, he is such a talent but still not the same as our Ross.
Please

*hands relish a cold flannel for her brow*

Come on then GFL, put poor relish out of her misery and lots of other guys on here!

Maybe there should be a RBAA society (Ross Burden addicts anonymous)

I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD EYES FOR ME RELISH !!!!!

Hang on that sounds like

You only had eyes for me relish - NOT

You only had eyes for me, Relish !!!!! DOH !!!!

I've really got to stop inhaling that Vinegar !!

Ah..but from what I have heard Nick, your relish is exceptionally good!

Wow Relish, you really are suffering aren't you? Even I am not that bad!

I mean I know it has been a long time since Ross has been on the programme – about 151 days, 3 hours, 30 minutes and about 28 seconds – ish? Something like that? Not that I have been counting….


Actually, did anyone see Ross on last Friday’s Ready Steady Cook with AWT? It was hysterical! The Quickie Bag turned out to be a real comedy segment with Ross and AWT playing off each other and Ainsley being caught in the crossfire - it was brilliant!

So come on GFL... pretty please?

I missed it, cant believe I didnt see it. well will have to wait for the re runs. But in the meantime whats happening with GFL?

Hi Nick,

I only have eyes for you, but my lips are for Ross and I would love to be sending Ross big kisses but alas, he is not on often enough.

I did see the ready steady cook on Friday though Georgie, I think it was the best episode I have ever seen. You could see that AWT, Ross and Ainsley were really having a laugh and enjoying their cooking.

Gosh relish, you gotta eat, have a spoonful of my chilli relish, that will bring your taste buds alive again.

Did you like my chilli relish kiwichef? You can be perfectly honest (as long as you liked it) otherwise just lie.

152 days, 4 hours, 25 minutes and 18 seconds.... Sorry, what did you say Mamma??

Oh, yes, that episode of RSC was one of the best! Ross was on twice last week so a double treat! Wonder if they will be doing any Christmas specials?

Wonder if Relish is ok and not faded away, she hasn't posted today....

Hi ive been busy, but still begging
and getting my knees looked at!
glad you keepingcount georgie. Hey mama your relish has made it to the front page of www.relishthecontinental.com have you had a look?

ditto ditto ditto xx

Oi What do you mean your lips are for another man !!! What's going on ???? I thought you loved the feel of my Chutney ??? OOeeerrrr Missus - Who said Frankie Howerd was dead ???

Keep taking the tablets Nick!!!

Having posted some anagrams on another thread, I thought I would see what 'New Zealand Chef Ross Burden' brought up:

Brazen-faced, renowned slush!!!

I am not saying a word....

FRONT PAGE relish, was just checking to see if you had eaten and now it seems you have actually eaten the entire batch. Tee hee. Breathing fire now then, sweetie.

And Nick, come on, you know I love you, but I have always been fickle, I tell em all I love em and call em all darling, don't tell me no one has noticed

As for Brazen-faced, renowned slush, well what can I say, I can only do anagrams with a couple of letters so I won't even try to better that one.

He is brazen faced though, and well slushy in a georgous way and well, no one can deny he is remowned. So why hasn't he told me he likes my chilli relish, huh?

Oh relish I've just visisted your site and there I am, there my sweet chilli relish is rather, in bright red writing. Oh er, I have arrived..... tears, tears, I would like to thank my mother (who actually couldn't cook) and my agent (when I get one) and all the people who voted for me ( sorry what... what do you mean boo get off, I have only just started..)

well thank you very quietly, it is a privelidge to be associated with such a beautifully sourced website. Its a want for nothing but the best site and I am truely engraciated.

Can I be your agent MammaChef? I love sweet chilli relish

No, I am not so clever Mamma, just been shown this brilliant website:

[link]

Mamma Chef is 'Hmmm! A Cafe.' LOL!

Hi Helen's mum

I do have an agent but she was never paid and never got me any work, but we had great drinking sessions for meetings and really excellent parties, so the job could be up for grabs. Will need to see your CV and how much alcahol you can consume, but other than that, when can you start. Go first and place an order with the fabulous www.relishthecontinental.co.uk and experience my sweet chilli relish and we can take it from there.

As for Hmmmm! A Cafe. Do you think I need to open a cafe?
Is this an omen!!!!!!

Sounds like my kind of job Mammachef, and I will certainly look at your website and place an order. OH says I could sell ice to eskimos or is that inuits or something anyway, when I believe in something I go for it.

It is day 153 inside the Good Food Live House…

There is still no sign of Ross.

Relish is refusing all food and won’t get out of bed.

Georgie has gone to talk to the chickens.

It is raining.

Things are getting desperate.

Georgies geordie accent is wonderful.

Just tried the chilli relish - delish more like!

Too modest to mention support...

Cheers, KC

ross is back

Oh well thank you kind sir, good to hear you like it kiwichef and really good to have you back on the boards.