ugh! I just slipped when I was carrying eggs and they went all over the floor

So is the recipe for scrambled eggs panty man?

Then what?

This is no yolk, hope you are all white now

nice one!

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six

There is something that has always puzzled me, is it more correct to say egg yolk IS white or egg yolk ARE white?

Quite white Terry.

Well Terry,

Egg yolk isn't white its yellow, what eggs do you usually use?

So more correct to say egg yolk ISN'T white then, in answer to your question

Just a thought Terry,

we often buy double yolkers from the farm shop, in this instance I would say egg yolks AREN'T white.

Can't get one past you MammaChef!

All my agency work is keeping me on my toes

You lot get so eggcited by the simplest thang !!!

You are right Nick, and I also admit that I poached my idea from someone else because my head is still scrambled from last night, and after all it is all white to be separated from reality sometimes and be whisked into stiff peaks or meringue?.

Please!! no more, I'm cracking up.

Well the yolks on you !!!

well thats all white then coz there cant be many more yolks left!!! mind you they do say you shouldnt keep your eggs all in one basket.

I'm going back into my shell

but while I am there I will try to hatch a plan......


btw, does anyone support West Bromwich Albumen

LOL Rustie

People say. omelette smarter than I look but it is only beacause I've got a hencyclopedia

Ah Terry my husband for some years was a hengineer.

Did he ever work on the Shell garages?

Soooo quick!

Mind he was never around when I needed the string mending when it broke on my carrier bag.

Those who have never heard Bobby Thompson will not know how handy it is to have an engineer around when this sort of thing happens to a girl.