Oh my! I am shocked and stunned, not at caryn's opinion, I'm a big lad I can take a bit of criticism, but by all you fantastic people for supporting me. GFL viewers and particularly all you web-heads are the best!
By the way Jen and I are big BIG mates, being a scouser I hate people being nice to me...being insulted, hit, teased and generally mistreated means people like me! So keep on with the torment Barnet!
thank-you everyone and I'll see you soon....and if ever Caryn wants a scrap, will one of you hold my coat?
XX

Look forward to seeing you and Jeni together again soon - the show isn't the same without you!! What about 'The return of Elvis' next time? Loved it and love your recipes.
Bubbi

Yes just hurry back Simon, you can tell how much we miss you when you're not around.

Not sure about holding your coat tho, take care.

Alright Si It's Bethany Sue, I found all the comments quite entertaining... Hope your well, didn't get a chance to come in and see you these last two weeks...shame! Take care and hopefully see you soon!

Bethany Sue xxx

p.s., stay away from my mother...scouser Lol!

Looking forward to seeing you on the show soon Simon.

You needn't be scared of anything ever again Simon. You have your very own bunch of heavies to look after you. No-one will ever dare xxxx you off again.

Nice to hear from you Simon,What took you so long? We have all been sticking up for you for so long. Glad to read Caryn's comments haven't affected you ,stay on top, Love you Blondiexxx

Simon, I don't think any of us doubted you and Jen weren't mates.....I just wish you could see your face sometimes! It really does look as though you'd like to come back with a comment, but daren't because of the show being live. I think the two of you are hilarious and long may it last!

Keep up the good work, matey.

Nice to hear from you Slaphead. You know we're all on your side. I also agree with what MarkV says.........the look on your face when you're in the background.......

I'm a big GFL fan and an even bigger Simon Rimmer fan, I think he is GORGEOUS. Simon, please tell me you are not married!!!! I think Caryn needs her eyes testing and has obviously been watching a completely different show. I love all the chefs on GFL but when are you back Simon, it is not the same without you and Jen. x x x x x

Simon... If you want anyone to referee your " little skirmish " I can offer my services.. I've refereed a few playground fights in Liverpool in my time, so I'm well experienced!!

Simon- do you know where the name Rimmer hails from, given that is my surname I would be interested to know if you have had the same histories that I have had.

Simon,

As if you didn't know we all love you, you devil you. And if I wear dark glasses to dim the effect of your shirts, I can enjoy the programme to the full. I think you are very brave.... or maybe colour blind.