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I WOULD LIKE TO COMENT ON UK GOLD WHAT A WASTE OF TIME THEY HAVE NOT GOT A CLUE WHEN YOU EMAIL THE THEY DONT REPLY HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE WE GOING TO WATCH ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES YES I LOVE IT BUT NOT ALL THE TIME WHAT I DONT GET IS THEY MADE LOADS OF FOOLS AND HORSES BUT THEY KEEP SHOWING THE SAME ONES DO THEY ONLY HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OR DO THEY HAVE THE COLLECTION THE VICAR OF DRIBLE HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY WANT US TO SEE THIS THE TAPE MUST BE ON ITS LAST LEGGS BY NOW UKG2 WASTE OF TIME AGAIN NOTHING ON IT WHY BOTHER I WANT TO WATCH PROGRAMES FROM YESTERYEAR THERE MUST BE HOURS OF TV OUT THERE WHO REMEMBERS THE BROTHERS AND THE DOUBLE DEKERS WHATS HAPPEND TO THE MONKEES WHAT ABOUT RONNIE BARKER THERE IS MORE THAN OPEN ALL HOURS AND PORRIDGE YAWN YAWN THE PERISHERS NOAH AND NELLY CRYSTALL TIPS AND ALLISTER SPEED BUGGY SEASIDE SPECIAL JIM FIX IT PLEASE IRONSIDE HOMES AND YO YO THE GENERATION GAME BRUCE PLEASE WHY HAS BOOMERANG STOP SHOWING ITS CLASSICS LIKE THE SHORT 5MIN CARTOONS IE WALLY GATOR DEPUTY DOG PIXIE AND DIXIE AND THEY SHOW TOP CAT AT 3AM WHEN WE ARE ALL IN BED NO LETS JUST WATCH SCOOBY BLOODY DOOOOO ALL DAY ANY WAY THATS IT NOW I PUT ALL THIS DOWN TO OVER PAYED LAZY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT TV THEY ARE 19 YEARS OF AGE THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW WHAT TO SWITCH ON IS THERE I POD LEY ME RUN IT IT WOULD BE THE BEST THING ON TV THATS IT ANY ONE WANT TO RESPOND TO THIS LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU PS WHY DOES BBC3 AND BBC4 AND ITV4 SIT THERE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING THEY WANT DIGITAL VIWERS SO SWITCH EM ON AND HAVE SOME DAY TIME CLASSICS WAKE UP ENTERTAIN US NOW NOW NOW GOODBYE

Not quite like James Joyce, but I've been left breathless all the same. Hope you feel better for it.