When I have lots of pet pigeons, chickens and Turkeys, on 'Hallowheen' when beggers come to my door including buisiness people, we'll be waiting on the roof top for them, then I'll tell them to attack! Stay away from my home da...rn it!

lol, that's a good idea, stop people from egging you I suppose.
Although the poultry army might become too powerful and over rule you buy pelting you with their eggs, and then they'll go on to take over the world.
I actually have a whole theory on how ducks and squirrels want to take over the world, honestly I'm not crazy... well maybe a little

lol, that's a good idea, stop people from egging you I suppose.
Although the poultry army might become too powerful and over rule you buy pelting you with their eggs, and then they'll go on to take over the world.
I actually have a whole theory on how ducks and squirrels want to take over the world, honestly I'm not crazy... well maybe a little

oops i posted that twice. sorry my pc sucks

Not If I become PM first!

But what if they undermine your entire government or something, admit it - the poultry could tale over the world!

Oh No! Quick, you and me stop those Poultry army and the ducks and squirrels! Maybe, we should get a bigger amount of people from this site to start with!

And DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY PEOPLE! This is a very serious matter.